Lyle Randolph
Simone Randolph
Max Randolph
Fallan Logan
Lydia Randolph
Brynn Logan
Arthur Logan
Jace Anderson
Rafael Vega
Meta Randolph
T.J. Randolph
Kenzy McClellan
Senator Adams
Dr. James Bishop
Addie Altmann
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Hello and welcome to SEASON 2 EPISODE 22 of the Passionate & The Privileged. Previously on P&P…

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Lydia believed women sometimes got confused, and dismissed it as a threat. Until she realized Brynn was a Logan. Lyle could not believe it.

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Meanwhile, Brynn and Simone took advantage of Lyle heading out of town on business to spend a little time together.

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Perhaps a double date with Brynn’s ex, Kenzy McClellan, wasn’t one of Brynn’s finer ideas. Simone did her best to enjoy the night.

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But then Meta called drunk from jail, Lyle texted he missed his flight and Simone was forced to head home to face Lyle with her one request…

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Simone wants a divorce. There’s no love in their marriage anymore. She questions whether there ever was.

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EPISODE 222 - THE ART OF WAR

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone I’ve given you everything you’ve ever asked for, Simone. EVERYTHING.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle You’ve given me things, Lyle, wonderful things! But I need more. I need kindness and affection and someone I can talk to...

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone OH, THE THINGS YOU GET FROM BRYNN?

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Lyle flings his champagne glass angrily across the room. It whizzes by Simone and crashes into the foyer.

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Simone freezes as Lyle suddenly explodes into a tirade that frightens her to the core.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Sorry to tell you, Simone, but she’s a FAKE! She’s not your FRIEND. She doesn’t care about you, she cares about OUR MONEY!

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone BRYNN IS A LOGAN! A selfish, scheming, lying LOGAN!

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Lyle kicks over a chair in his rage, sending it flying. Simone flees behind the counter.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone It was a SET UP, don’t you see? She only came here to hurt this family! To break us apart and YOU FELL FOR IT!

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Lyle kicks a low cabinet, splintering the wood. He bends down, catching his breath. Simone watches, paralyzed with fear.

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Lyle stands up again, his face twisted in pain.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone You played right into her hands. My own wife. I only pray she didn’t touch you...

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Because if she did... I swear, I will fucking kill her.

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Meanwhile, outside HUNSTON HILL POLICE STATION, Brynn helps a still trashed Meta across the dark parking lot.

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In the car, Meta lies back, closing her eyes. Brynn starts the car and pulls out of the lot.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Those fuggers spended my license...

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta You’re lucky you didn’t hurt yourself or somebody else. Put on your seat belt.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn *turns* Hey, I asked Shimone to come! But noooo, she has to be with you, Ms. Perfect, twenny for seven!

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Meta struggles to get her seat belt on. Brynn chuckles.

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@pandpBrynn She really muss love you to go to dinner with Kenzy Macallum... Mclellum, whatever...

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@pandpBrynn *opens her eyes* Jeeesus, why’d you even MAKE HER DO THAT? Is so harsh...

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta Harsh? What do you mean?

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn She’s your EX, DUH! I go invisible from mine. Wan nothing to do with them. Whas that about, Brynn?

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta We used to be friends, we haven’t seen each other in...

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Oh come on! You know how Shimone is.

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Brynn pauses, unsure whether to laugh or get defensive.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta She’s okay with it. We talked.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Maybe cause you’re a fugging supermodel, you don thing like a person.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta I don’t think like a person?! Meta.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Lemme splain better. Shimone... she likes her ducks in line. Everything’s gotta be perfect. Kay?


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@pandpBrynn But now cause she’s all in love and you’re all high an mighty, she’s gonna leave my brother...

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn *shrugs* Whas gonna happen? We don’t know. But is not gonna be pretty.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta I don’t see what that has to do with..

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Meta whips around with such force, her seat belt autolocks against her chest. She doesn’t feel a thing.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Sheesh divorcing my family, Brynn!

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn My mother’s already gonna make her life a living hell. Now YOU wanna go shove an ex in her face?!!

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Brynn stares at the road for a beat. Meta hiccups.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta She knows she has nothing to worry about.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Yeah right. Lass year thish guy from college came back for bizness? *hiccups* Three drinks, we’re in the sack.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpmeta *laughs* That’s not going to happen. I love her.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn *nods* I jush worry for her thas all. She’s turning her world upshide down for you.

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Once you turn on a Randolph, there’sh no turning back. *hiccups* Shit, I got the fugging hiccups.

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Back inside the RANDOLPH HOUSE, Simone stares at Lyle silently. He adjusts his tie and tucks in his shirt.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Sorry, I lost my temper.

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Lyle walks over and picks up the chair, putting it back in place. He inspects the cabinet.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone We’ll have to replace this I guess... *looks at Simone* I know it’s a shock, Simone. But it’s the truth.

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Simone looks down. Beat.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I think I should go to Meta’s.



Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone C’mon. I said I was sorry. We got played by a Logan. Don’t YOU want to kick something?

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Simone doesn’t respond.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone *laughs* Or maybe you want to kick yourself? You’re stuck with me now. Terrible, I know.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I’m going to pack a bag.

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Simone slowly turns and casually walks out. Her hair bristles as she hears Lyle following closely behind her.

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Inside the RANDOLPH ESTATES, Max is tucked into a giant queen bed. Lydia reads a book from a nearby chair.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
*soothing* If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

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Max examines his Grandmother’s hands as she turns the page.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

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Max notices Lydia’s index and middle fingers are covered in white chalk. He frowns.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder... and crush him.

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Lydia closes the book, satisfied. The cover reads “Sun Tzu on The Art Of War.” She gets up.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax And that, my boy, is how you crush an enemy.

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandplydia But do we have to have enemies Gwamma?

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Lydia sits on the bed and tousles Max’s hair. Max reaches up, feeling for chalk.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax Of course, dear. That’s why we need to know how to fight them.

Max Randolph pandpmax

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax And you know who our biggest enemy is.

Max Randolph pandpmax

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax That’s right. Hmm. Remember your nanny? The one who just left?

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandplydia Bwynn! She was the best one ever. *whispers* And she’s weally pwetty.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax She gets along with your mother, doesn’t she?

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandplydia Yep. My mom WOVES her. AND they’re taking me to the park on Saturday.

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Lydia’s eyes flicker with interest.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax How nice. She brings you with her when she sees Brynn?

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandplydia Sometimes. I saw her once with Daddy too. At the store when she still had a hurt leg.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax Ah, yes. Quite valiant. How I wish I could have thanked her personally.

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Lydia pauses. A smile slowly spreads across her face.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax Max... what if I sent Brynn a present?

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandplydia Oooooh. That’s a gweat idea!

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandpmax Of course, I’d need to know what kind of gift she’d like... *thinks* I know. Maybe you can be Grandma’s little spy?

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Meanwhile, inside the RANDOLPH HOUSE…

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Lyle follows Simone into the bedroom. She pulls out a Coach leather overnight bag.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Do you really have to make this a big drama? Get my sister all worked up?

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Simone methodically packs.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone If you need to be alone, I’ll sleep downstairs, okay?

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I’ll call you in the morning and we’ll figure out about Max.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle

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Simone throws essentials into a toiletry bag.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I mean... we’ll figure out who will pick him up from school.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone I wish you weren’t doing this.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I wish you hadn’t kicked in our kitchen cabinet.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone But don’t you see? If she keeps us apart even for a night, she wins! It makes me sick.

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Simone zips her bag and looks up. Lyle stands in the doorway.

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Simone takes a step. He doesn’t move.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle *explodes* Lyle, will you please stop acting like a five year old!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle I need space. I am going to Meta’s tonight and that’s final! Don’t make me call your mother!

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Beat. Lyle shrugs and steps aside. Simone rushes past him and out the door.

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TO BE CONTINUED...

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Coming up on P&P…

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In Meta Randolph’s condo...

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpBrynn *urgent* Are you with Meta? Can you ask her if I can stay with her tonight?

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpSimone I’m sure she won’t mind. Do you want me to stay?

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpBrynn Oh, Brynn, yes... I’ll be there soon.

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Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn *sips* Don let my brother fool you. I seen him crack a few times. Whoa.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn

Meta Randolph pandpmeta
@pandpBrynn Goes Kookoo bananas. Then he disappears. Ish like Humpty Dumpty, takes a few days to put his egg back together again.

Jace Anderson pandpjace
@pandpBrynn Hey, where are you? Can you get back here, I think I’m in over my head.


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@pandpBrynn Fallan wants to see Arthur. I asked him and he flipped out. She won’t take no for an answer, I don’t know what to do.

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