Lyle Randolph
Simone Randolph
Max Randolph
Fallan Logan
Lydia Randolph
Brynn Logan
Arthur Logan
Jace Anderson
Rafael Vega
Meta Randolph
T.J. Randolph
Kenzy McClellan
Senator Adams
Dr. James Bishop
Addie Altmann
P & P Narrator pandpnarrator
Hello and welcome to the premiere episode of The Passionate and The Privileged!


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P & P will be tweeted live twice a week, revealing the shall we say, complicated, lives of the residents of Hunston Hill…

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A tale that will bring you mystery, drama, passion, scandal, heartache & yes, steamy love scenes…

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But every story must have a beginning and so must ours…

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We open our tale outside the Randolph Residence… a stunning home… manicured lawns flank the circular driveway…

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SIMONE RANDOLPH pulls her Lexus in the driveway…

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On the outside, Simone is beautiful, refined. The epitome of the perfect wife.

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A ball flies in front of Simone’s car followed by her 6 year old son, MAX, who chases it.

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Simone slams on the brakes & leaps out!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmax Max! Honey, what are you doing out here by yourself?

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandpSimone Mawiella’s playing a game with Yoshi.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone

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Simone grabs Max’s tiny hand. They enter the spacious and beautifully appointed RANDOLPH RESIDENCE.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmax Go pick out a book for mommy to read.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
Mariella? Hello! Mariella?

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Inside the RANDOLPH residence... Simone enters the laundry room. A homely woman, MARIELLA, is nude, slumped over an LG washer.

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A small man in a Khaki shirt, YOSHI, takes her from behind.

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpyoshi Oh, yes... that’s it... it’s so good... right there... oh, Yoshi... oh, baby...

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmariella Oh my God! MARIELLA! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU...



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Mariella grabs a dress from the laundry and covers herself. Yoshi stares blankly, still naked from the waist down.

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpSimone Mrs. Randolph. I am so sorry.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpyoshi For God’s sake, Yoshi, put your... that thing away!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmariella Max was outside by himself. I nearly ran him over.

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpSimone Oh, no. I don’t know how he got out. I thought I locked his door.


mariella pandpmariella

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmariella I’m not paying you to turn my home into Rikers Island so you can... do whatever you were doing with him!

Yoshi pandpyoshi
Watashi wa kanojo ga daisuki!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpSimone @pandpyoshi He said... he loves me. *melts*

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmariella Since when did you learn Japanese?!

mariella pandpmariella
Yoshi’s been teaching me. Mo da-meh. Yoh-para-chatta. Go-men.

mariella pandpmariella
That means “No more, I’m already drunk, sorry.” I can also order a taxi and...

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
*explodes* Okay, that’s it! We are done here. You’re fired. Both of you!

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpSimone But, you can’t fire him.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
Oh, yes I can. @pandpyoshi SA-YO-NARA YOSHI.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmariella Look. He understands perfectly.

mariella pandpmariella
@pandpSimone No, I’ll go! The greenhouse... your orchids, they’ll die without Yoshi.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
I don’t care about the goddamned greenhouse! I care about my son! Now GET OUT!

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LATER.... A ruggedly handsome man wearing a backpack, JACE, walks on the side of a two lane highway.

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He passes a sign that reads “WELCOME TO HUNSTON HILL - A HISTORICAL PAST, A BRIGHT FUTURE”

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A LEXUS approaches in the distance. Jace turns around and sticks out his thumb. Instead of stopping, the car swerves and nearly hits him!

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Inside SIMONE'S LEXUS: Max is in a back car seat watching PEE WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE DVD.

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Simone drives with one hand, adjusts her REAR VIEW with the other. In it, we see JACE FALL BACKWARDS INTO A DITCH!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
(ON CELL PHONE) What?

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle Nothing. Some homeless man ran into the road, I almost hit him.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Sounds like this is becoming a pattern, Simone.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle Anyway, I fired them both.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone How level headed of you.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle Mariella was about to machine wash my wool Prada Drop Waist!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle That alone was grounds. Who knows how many times they did it right under our noses.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone At least someone’s doing it in that house.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone

Max Randolph pandpmax
@pandpSimone Gwamma Randolph says that’s a bad word.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandpmax I said Buck, my darling.

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Simone cranks the volume on Max’s DVD.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Simone. We have dinner with Mother tomorrow night. It’s formal. You know we can’t bring Max.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle What about Meta? She doesn’t seem to have much of a life these days.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone My sister is coming. The whole family is coming. Senator Adams is coming. We’re going to have to hire Mariella back on...

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle No! I will not have that woman in my house. We’ll find someone. Call an agency. Make it happen or I’ll stay home with Max.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone It’s five o’clock on a Friday. Mother expects you and I will not give her reason for another meltdown!

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Not when the stakes are so high!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle But your wife having a meltdown is just fine? I wish you could hear yourself sometimes.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone You’re coming to that dinner.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle Then find us a nanny! I don’t care how you do it!

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle How about pulling some of those strings you bore us all to death talking about?

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone FINE! You win Simone! (he pauses) Oh, perfect! Mother’s coming. I need to go. Goodbye. (HANGS UP)

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle Yeah? Well give her a message from me. Tell her she can go BUCK herself!

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The car is silent save Max’s Pee Wee DVD.

Pee Wee Herman pandppeewee
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie.

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Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

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Inside RANDOLPH MEDIA GROUP - Lyle sits in his office...

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He sits at a giant wooden desk. Adjusts his tie. His mother, LYDIA RANDOLPH, marches through the door in a whirlwind of smoke.

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Lit cigarette in hand, Lydia’s voice is so low she makes Brenda Vaccaro sound like a soprano.

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She’s on her fifth face lift but her gnarled hands don’t lie.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle If that bastard Adams canceled we’re running the Veronica Sanchez story.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle A Senator getting tax advice from his Spanish hooker. He’ll be out of a job in three days!

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia Calm down. Senator Adams didn’t cancel.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle Then who was it? I could hear you carrying on from the lobby.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia And Veronica Sanchez is a tax attorney.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle She’s a liberal! She’s Spanish and she’s sleeping with him. I think the bill fits perfectly. Who was it?

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia Simone and everything’s fine. She just... she almost got in an accident and she was... a little edgy.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle Of course. I should have known. She always puts herself first.


Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle Above you. Above the business. Above the family. You’re a Randolph. You deserve nothing but the best.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia She’s my wife, she’s Max’s mother and we’re done with this conversation.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle *exhales smoke* Are we?

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia It’s getting late. I have to make a phone call.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle I just want my son to be happy.

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Lydia softens. She cups her hand below Lyle’s chin and tilts his head up to hers.

Lydia Randolph pandplydia
@pandplyle You know that’s all I want.

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandplydia I know Mother. I know.

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LATER - Inside a room at the HUNSTON HILL NURSING HOME...

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The aged of Hunston Hill aimlessly roam the halls outside the door. BRYNN LOGAN, 30’s, tends to an elderly man in a sweat suit, STANLEY.

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Though she wears no makeup, she’s strikingly beautiful. She seems out of place in such a drab environment.

Stanley pandpstanley
@pandpBrynn I’ve rented a bus, Brynn. A big one.


Stanley pandpstanley
@pandpBrynn We’re all going to the casino. I count cards. I can keep six decks right up here.

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Stanley points to his head.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpstanley That’s amazing Stanley. Lift.

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Stanley lifts his hands and Brynn takes off his shirt. His ancient body would scare almost anyone. She gently sponges him down.

Stanley pandpstanley
@pandpBrynn Between us, we can take the Indians for twenty thousand. Maybe more. That’s why I rented a bus. I count cards.


Stanley pandpstanley
@pandpBrynn I can keep six decks right up here. (points to his head)

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An orderly pokes his head in. Hands Brynn a cordless phone.


Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandporderly *surprised* For me? But...

Orderly pandporderly
@pandpBrynn I’ll finish with Stanley.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
(into phone) Hello?

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpBrynn Am I speaking with Brynn Leveque?


Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpBrynn Lyle Randolph. Of Randolph Media Group.

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Brynn nearly drops the phone!

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandplyle Yes, I know who you are Mr. Randolph. How can I help you?

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpBrynn By coming to work for me. I’m hiring a new staff member for my personal residence. And I’m looking for the best…

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpBrynn I asked HunstonCare to give me one name, their absolute best. They recommended you.


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Coming up THURSDAY MARCH 10th ON P & P...

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Brynn, nervous, stands at the giant door. She rings the bell. After a beat, the door opens revealing Simone.

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She stares at Brynn, her eyes narrow. Brynn holds out her hand.

Brynn Logan pandpBrynn
@pandpSimone Hi, I'm Brynn Leveque.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone

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Simone slams the door in Brynn's face. She angrily races to find Lyle.

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
Oh, no... NO! LYLE!

Lyle Randolph pandplyle
@pandpSimone Is that the new nanny?

Simone Randolph pandpSimone
@pandplyle No, because we're not hiring her. Nice try.

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Thanks for watching! We'll continue THURS MARCH 10th! http://bit.ly/iahBk0

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